You know how you need a well-defined career in order to blend into society? Even if you’re not very good at it, people seem to respect that you’re a professional at something. So to that end, I’m declaring myself a “life adviser”.
And I’m not saying I’m the best life adviser, or even a good one. For instance, I currently make no income from this endeavor, and my drive to engage in business-related matters is almost non-existent. But my study of life has gone on for so long that I might as well call it a “career”.
I don’t think I’m ready to introduce myself as a “life adviser” at parties yet, but perhaps I’ll get some business cards printed up. Ooh and some t-shirts! Wait, I’ll need a logo!